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Name: Blake
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Sherman
Birthday: 11/30/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: I like to be constructive in everything I do. I like to paintball, work on my jeep, and hang out with my friends
Expertise: everything!!! HaHa!! No, I have no really expertise in one area I am just a well rounded person
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/9/2005
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| Here is something to read since its been a long time since I have wrote anything so enjoy. Flake out.
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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| sorry everyone for taking so long to write but i really havent have time for it. a lot has gone on since i wrote in my xanga but i will just hit a few of the high light for all of ya. as a lot of you my know i am now off the single market as of two month ago. i think everybody know her name but just in case her name is Krista Thornhill. well i just i would let you know that but other than that i'm just going to school and working and seeing Krista on the weekends. and that my story and sticking to it
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| hey everyone it has been a long time. i just really did not feel like writing so i didnt. but i will start up once more. well this weekend i went down to Beaumont to play in a paintball tournament which my team won first place. i had a really good time. church was awesome last night. the House of God fell last night you know what i mean. well i got to get to work hahahah. so talk some later
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Your Birthdate: November 30 |
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Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness.
You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable.
You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words.
You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic.
You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller.
Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue.
There may be a tendency to scatter your energies and have a lot of loose ends in your work.
You may have significant artistic talent and be very creative. |
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| hey everyone long time no talk. not much has gone on in my life. camp meeting was last week and it was really good. i was really changed by the preaching down there. then on July the 6 2005 about one o'clock i received my truck back and it looks nice. it has a new paint job,it has a new back glass and front glass too so that is about all that has gone on in my life. so i have to get back to work so talk some more later.
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